November 4, 2010

I Have a Special Talent

Maybe it's not a talent....maybe it's my special gift? No. I wouldn't call it a gift or a talent.....though I am very good at it. I'm not even sure my talent/gift/whatever even has a name....it's that special. Personally, I call it....

futinmouthitis  or braindoesntmatchwordsdilema ; definition: When what you are thinking comes through your mouth completely different than you planned. Often, what is said doesn't even make sense or match the conversation....therefore causing the other party to look at you like you are crazy. After being given this look, you later ponder the thought that maybe you are crazy. After contemplating said craziness....you then decide that the other person is crazy and you are...in fact....very sane. Then, upon arrival of sanity, decide that you don't care what anyone thinks of you and , in fact, you wish you could just be yourself and not worry that your words get misunderstood....or miscommunicated. During this roller coaster thought process....you finally think to yourself......oh the heck with it....I am what I am. (of course until the next time it happens...because there will be a next time).

5 comments:

Jana said...

:) you just need to make friends with someone who has the same talent, gift.... or curse! Lol. I have it too.

Mimi said...

See, and that's why we are such good friends....and have such fun conversations :)

Darcie said...

There is actually a name for what I have...I mean what you have. Oh...I don't know what I mean who has. ;-) You are too funny lady!

T said...

I have it too! Looks like we aren't alone!

homeschoolceo said...

Lol, I feel that way often. But I bet it's not as bad as you think it is ;) We are our own worst critics.

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